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Smart Ass Quiz! posted Aug 16th 2008, 12:24AM

Mood: About to EXPLODE!

Try to be a smartass while answering the following questions.

Are you gay?
Why don't you bend over and we'll find out?

Have you ever called someone a bitch/whore/douche/etc.? Who?
Shut up, bitch. There, just did.

Do you cuss a lot?
I've never said a fucking cuss word in my goddamned life!

Do you laugh a lot?
*laughs* Fucking kind of question is that?

Are you straight?
I'm as straight as a circle.

What about bi?
Bi-homicidal.

Do you use a lot of sarcasm?
Nooo...not at all...*rolls eyes*

What time is it?
Time for you to get a fucking watch.

What day is it?
Getbent Day

What will be tomorrow?
Ragnaroc

What was yesterday?
The Apocalypse

Are you trying to be annoying?
I'm not touching you! *doesn't touch*

Are you gonna answer the previous question?
Go piss up a rope.

Anyway...How about we talk about something you like?
I like sex. You want to talk about sex? Or hell, let's skip that and get to business!

Anything you dont like?
The tone of voice that you are looking at me in.

?gnisuma siht sI
freak

You understood the last question?
Yeah, dumbass.

Last question: if you could do anything right now, what would it be?
Get laid.

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